oh my heck..it is still here

[cherrysmum]

No it wasn't....you guys use a lof of j's in places where you wouldn't normally see a j..do you undjerstjand what I am sjaying??? LOL...Gosh I'm funny......

[Lefty]

Those are vowels, actually. "IJ" and "EI". Just ike OU in you. See, you have those too! It took me five years to get the hang of this language. Ha! Took me seven to manage in yours. We don't get English (or French or German, for that matter) until we're twelve. Before that I only knew: "yes", "no" and "stop, in the name of the law." And the basic words (tree, fire, cat, ice, that sorta stuff.)

I may have mentioned that before. God, I'm repeating myself. I'm getting old.

[cherrysmum]

Do you have words that rhyme??...how do you write poems if you can't rhyme...like "roses are red violets are blue....I like Chippendales how about you..."

[Lefty]

But of course. You can rhyme in every language. That's not just an american thing, you know! LOL! Yeah we have:

Rozen zijn rood,
Schepen *****an

in stead of Roses are red, Violets are blue...

Oh gawd, I'm such a teacher-nerd!

[Lefty]

What the **** ? Why did he censor "*****an"? It's not swearing, you ******* ! Stupid ***** board! ******* insane, that whole *******' censor business.

[Lefty]

It's like I'm caught in a ******* episode of Jerry ******* Springer! Grrrraaaah!

[cherrysmum]

SNAP OUT OF IT *slapping lefty with my leather glove*...you almost lost it over the censor thing...Phew..that was close...

[Lefty]

It just really pisses me off.

[cherrysmum]

I know..they blanked out the I Max LOL.....Oh well...It wont' be long till "they" will be in control of everything....

[Lefty]

Yeah, yeah, I know. They follow you with little strips of plastic on your bills, they poison you with heavy metals in our coins (read about that in the paper?) they dull our thoughts with fluoride in the watersupply, they don't work for us. Anarchy! ANARCHY! Wooohahahaaaa! Confuse them with the voting. Make them guess. Make them uncomfortable. Make confusing ballots, count non-existing votes, wait for the overseas ones! Make them sweat! They won't know what hit them! Mu-hahahaaaaaa!